Without further ado… some of my favourite tweets from this month.
[There also might be some kind of real blog post in the next few days as well. Or maybe not? I honestly can’t say yet, so… shhhh! :-)]
My 7yo just started reading the first Harry Potter book and I’m so nervous. What if she doesn’t like it? Will I still be able to love her?
— Zoot (@misszoot) August 1, 2013
Welcher Instagram-Filter ist das eigentlich in meiner Sonnenbrille?
— Sandra (@Oceans77) August 2, 2013
The first forty years of childhood are always the hardest.
— Meanwhile in Canada (@MeanwhileinCana) August 2, 2013
Getting ready to go out. Shower. Dress. Organize stuff. Eat lunch. Spill lunch on shirt. Winning.
— Pansies &Sunflowers (@facethesun) August 3, 2013
„Musik muss laut sein! Sie muss die Haare zurückfliegen lassen! Es muss krachen! Los!“ „Papa, lauter kann ich die Blockflöte nicht spielen.“
— Gebbi Gibson (@GebbiGibson) August 5, 2013
Sometimes I wonder if I like things because they’re actually good or because they involve British people talking.
— Eliah McCutchen (@seliahm) August 6, 2013
I turned my phone on “AIRPLANE MODE” and threw it into the air. Worst transformer ever.
— MissArlettaBI40 (@MissArlettaBI40) August 7, 2013
I just got followed by Spin the Bottle. Man, I remember playing that game in middle school. Lost a lot of good friends that way.
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) August 8, 2013
Anytime I get a notification from Google+ it is like getting messages from beyond the grave.
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) August 9, 2013
Thomas Jefferson was 33 when he signed the Declaration of Independence. I have trouble waking up before 9am. #f&%1me
— Patrick J. Adams (@halfadams) August 14, 2013
My legs hurt so badly that I am wishing for a penis so I could pee standing up.
— Krista Vernoff (@KristaVernoff) August 14, 2013
The Seven People You Meet in Heaven: 1) Patrick Stewart. 2) Patrick Stewart six more times, because who the hell else would it be?
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) August 16, 2013
Nun. Rumliegen klappt soweit ganz gut. Werde das aber sicherheitshalber noch ein bisschen weiterüben.
— Sandra (@Oceans77) August 24, 2013
I have 1 DH, 2 kids, 2 horses, 2 dogs, 1 mule, 4 cats, 1 tortoise, 2 turtles and 2 tanks of fish. None of them know how to not make a mess.
— Outlander Musings (@outlandermusing) August 25, 2013
8 Uhr am Samstagmorgen. Nur Eltern auf Twitter. Und Leute, die renovieren. Also ich. Thema heute: Fliesen und Rigips.
— Draußen nur Kännchen (@dieliebenessy) August 31, 2013
Ach so, aufstehen! Ich wusste, ich hatte was vergessen.
— Sandra (@Oceans77) August 31, 2013