Vielleicht lief in meinem Leben nicht alles rund, aber ich stehe heute nicht mit einem „Angie!“-Plakat vor dem Fernsehstudio. #TVduell
— Gebbi Gibson (@GebbiGibson) September 1, 2013
That moment when you have so many things to do so you decide to take a nap instead.
— TED (@Laughbook) September 2, 2013
Sometimes being a good parent means hiding in the pantry & eating all of the Fudgsicles over the course of a day so the kids don’t have to.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) September 2, 2013
HERE’S TO ALL THE KIDS WHO HAVE NEVER FOUND THEIR NAME ON ANYTHING IN A SOUVENIR STORE.
— MASTER MIGHTY (@destroydaMaster) September 3, 2013
If someone is reading, don’t talk to them. Because the chances that you are more interesting than a book are very slim.
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) September 14, 2013
Just returned from back to school night. I chewed gum inside the building. I am a rebel.
— Pansies &Sunflowers (@facethesun) September 18, 2013
I just found out I could make Siri a British man and I am in love. I will possibly be having inappropriate conversations now with my iPhone.
— Suzanne Moon (@SuzanneMoon) September 20, 2013
Best Friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.
— Peter Klesken (@PeterKlesken) September 21, 2013
Thanks to Twitter, I can now only follow real conversations if each person is holding one end of a strand of blue yarn.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) September 23, 2013
Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers & me…then I’m taking that damn pot of gold and running like hell.
— Shannon Gilmartin (@McDreamyBiker) September 28, 2013
Einfach mal die Zeit nehmen aus dem Bett zu fallen. Man kommt ja zu selten dazu.
— Sandra (@Oceans77) September 29, 2013