I thought I might just do one of those posts again…. :-)
I'm not sure if I want to thank my former English teachers, or curse them. It is because of them that I suffer Social Media Language Rage.
— Shannon Gilmartin (@McDreamyBiker) May 7, 2015
Wish you could buy sleep. How cool that would be? "I'll have 4 hours of the really good stuff, please. Super-deep. And a nap for later."
— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) May 9, 2015
Wer <> sagt, muss auch </> sagen.
— suz (@skeptikantin) May 9, 2015
— ariaadagio (@ariaadagio) May 11, 2015
"Mommy, I need my headphones so I can listen to grownup music that my dolls can't hear…. Let it goooo let it gooo." Totally grown up.
— Casey (@lifewithRoozle) May 16, 2015
“Welches Instrument willst du lernen? Gitarre, Keyboard..” “BLOCKFLÖTE!” Naja. Die Eltern quälen ist ja auch irgendwie Rock’n’Roll.
— Gebbi Gibson (@GebbiGibson) May 17, 2015
Just added Insomnia as a skill on LinkedIn.
— Margo Milne (@MargoJMilne) May 20, 2015
Came #hometovote, my Dad told me to shave my beard and my Mam needs 2 months of tech advice. This better be a Yes.
— Paul McDonnell (@Paul_Austin) May 21, 2015
— Douglas Henshall (@djhenshall) May 22, 2015
Me: Could I get an extra fat non hot latte? Barista: So you want a glass of milk?" Me: Yes
— Joel Jeffrey (@joeljeffrey) May 22, 2015
People should only be allowed email addresses when they've attended a course on how NOT to reply in a group scenario.
— Catherine (@headinbook) May 22, 2015
"Excuse me, sorry, do you mind if I just…" – Translation: Move!
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) May 25, 2015
I've just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. I don’t want to start any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?
— Mad As A March Hare (@twowitwowoo) May 26, 2015
I love that brief, stunned silence when my satnav simply cannot believe the route I’m choosing to take.
— Jojo Moyes (@jojomoyes) May 29, 2015