There were a lot more actually, but most of those don’t make sense without a lot of context :-)
Bin im Baumarkt in der Farbenabteilung. Noch nie habe ich mich Loriot so nah gefühlt! pic.twitter.com/nkhwNgrmxK
— Florian Meyer (@Scherzinfarkt) September 28, 2015
Natürlich ist “dohoch” ein deutsches Wort und ein valides Argument in jeder Diskussion. — Der Lehnsherr (@derLehnsherr) September 21, 2015
So drinking a cup of coffee sets your body clock back by 40 minutes? I’m currently in February 2001 then. — Charles Arthur (@charlesarthur) September 17, 2015
Und jetzt stellt euch mal diese Versager bei einem AKW-Unfall vor, bei dem Hunderttausende in die Nachbarlandkreise fliehen müssten. — Lars Reineke (@larsreineke) September 13, 2015
I once dated a girl who tried to pull the “it’s me or the dogs” thing. And I was all “dude, you’re not going to like how quickly I decide.” — Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) September 11, 2015
I once dated a girl who tried to pull the “it’s me or the dogs” thing. And I was all “dude, you’re not going to like how quickly I decide.” — Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) September 11, 2015
Started the wee man at football classes. Terrible first touch but he runs around a lot. He’s definitely Scottish. — Grant O’Rourke (@GrantORourke) September 10, 2015
Everything’s so focused on being pretty. Let’s be pretty funny, pretty kind, pretty strong. — Rosie Day (@rosiedaydream) September 8, 2015