I’m as lazy on my blog as I am in real life at the moment, it seems. I had planned to go cycling this morning before the rain might hit, but it was already raining around 7:00 so I decided to stay home. It stopped raining a while later and I could have gone out after all, but then it was already too hot for my taste. There was a reason I had scheduled to cycle early in the day. I opted to clean (some of) my windows instead, because they really need it. Haven’t started with that yet either. Did I mention me being lazy at the moment *sigh*
Without further ado, first edition of “Twitter Favourites” on this blog…
Imagine the unstoppable power of Monsters Inc if they’d decided to capture children’s whining.
— Diana Stone (@dianawrote) July 1, 2013
I definitely wouldn’t want to be with me in an apocalypse situation. I’d be the guy that says “what could possibly go wrong” before we die
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) July 2, 2013
Feierabend und noch 74% Akku. Da sieht man mal, dass ich zu tun habe. ;-)
— Sandra In The Sun (@Deichkind77) July 3, 2013
Er: Du legst zuerst auf. Sie: Nein, du legst zu erst auf. Er: Nein, du legst zuerst auf. NSA: Hmpf.
— Hans Sarpei (@HansSarpei) July 3, 2013
Writing tip: when someone asks you, “How’s the writing going,” send them a screenshot of how far you’ve gotten in Candy Crush.
— Jason Good (@jasonmgood) July 9, 2013
If I ever believe I am in a horror film, I will take stock of my companions and rank us from sexiest to least. The top ones always die first
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) July 11, 2013
The worst part about being an adult is that you complete something, look around for someone to give you a cookie, but there is no one.
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) July 11, 2013
Sometimes you need to talk to a two year old just so you can understand life again.
— Peter Klesken (@PeterKlesken) July 13, 2013
“Throw pillow” was a term coined by children.
— Jason Good (@jasonmgood) July 14, 2013
Want to hear a scary bedtime story? Once upon a time there were many Oreos. Then PMS invaded & all of the Oreos disappeared. The end.
— Shannon Gilmartin (@McDreamyBiker) July 15, 2013
It seems that when I say “go get ready for bed,” it sounds just like “stand here and ask 40 thousand questions.” I should enunciate better.
— Pansies &Sunflowers (@facethesun) July 18, 2013
I have about 15 pounds I’d like to give away. Any takers? They are very loyal and likely to stay round your midsection for many years.
— Pansies &Sunflowers (@facethesun) July 19, 2013
Look guys, you can’t have a massive, annual celebration about kicking our asses out and then ALSO go crazy for royal babies #mixedsignals
— Paul Telfer (@PaulTelfer) July 22, 2013
I can’t believe I’m going to a liberal arts school in a month and I’ve never seen Doctor Who. I’m going to get beat up.
— Eliah McCutchen (@seliahm) July 23, 2013