Happy First Advent! Looking back on how very stressful the last month has been for me, work-wise most of all, I’m so glad I did not even consider taking part in tha NaNoWriMo or a special NaNoBloPo, because I just couldn’t have found the time to do it. And I would have felt bad for not doing it and …. well, I will try to post more this month. I really do. I know I’ve said that dozen times before, but this time I mean it ;-)
Until a first real post this afternoon here are some of my Twitter favourites
Weltberühmt auch der Streit zwischen Heidegger und Adorno, ob man nach “Rabimmel rabammel rabumm” noch einmal “Bumm bumm” singt oder nicht.
— Gebbi Gibson (@GebbiGibson) November 6, 2013
+++ ACHTUNG +++ Ausrufezeichen sind bis auf Weiteres aus. Meine Tuppertante hat alle heutigen Ausrufezeichen in ihrer Werbemail verbraucht.
— Draußen nur Kännchen (@dieliebenessy) November 7, 2013
Wie hat man früher eigentlich Sendungen wie #Beckmann ohne Twitter ertragen?
— Christiane Link (@Christiane) November 7, 2013
Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll.
— Grumpy Cat (@extragrumpycat) November 11, 2013
Morning! Been up for 2 hrs & my toddler and I are both dressed, washed and fed. *high five’s self* *realises that’s just clapping* *hides*
— Kiera Docherty (@kieradocherty) November 12, 2013
So, wait. If someone types “should of” in a tweet to me and I beat him with an oar, I’M the one that gets arrested? Is this justice?!
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) November 13, 2013
It’s so cold outside that the teenage boys are pulling their pants up.
— Meanwhile in Canada (@MeanwhileinCana) November 13, 2013
Prior to deleting a tweet, give it a full 24 hours in case the Australians fall in love with it.
— Lawyer Thoughts (@lawyerthoughts) November 18, 2013
Da sitzt jemand im T-Shirt, Joggingbuxe und Adiletten an der Bushaltestelle. Ruhrgebiet halt.
— Sandra ⚓ (@Oceans77) November 18, 2013
Too early, too dark, too cold. There must be a glitch in the matrix.
— Sandra ⚓ (@Oceans77) November 20, 2013
I just read the word “printable” as prin table. Maybe I need coffee with my tea.
— Jenna Hatfield (@FireMom) November 20, 2013
Der Einjährige zerlegt einen Kugelschreiber und schraubt ihn wieder zusammen. In China könnte er jetzt die Familie finanziell unterstützen.
— Gebbi Gibson (@GebbiGibson) November 23, 2013
I have a strong intolerance for platitudes offered as advice. “Take 60 seconds to find what you’re grateful for.” You shutting up. Done.
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) November 23, 2013
Something about my size makes people feel they should touch me. Then something about my face lets them know they’re about to lose that hand.
— christina ricci (@ChristinaRicci) November 25, 2013
The word “fuck” can be used as an adverb, verb, adjective, interjection and noun. Logically, it can be used almost anywhere in a sentence.
— Google Facts (@GoogleFacts) November 25, 2013
Visiting relatives is nice, but home is where the wi-fi is.
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) November 30, 2013